The big news...

Yes, it's true. FOUR home pregnancy tests can't be wrong! I checked, believe me, each has an accuracy rate of 99%. AND I used 3 different brands, to make sure it wasn't a problem with the test procedure. But come on, how difficult can it be? You pee on it, and wait for lines to appear or not appear. It's not like analytical chemistry, where you had to wait 4 hours for the compound to become anhydrous so you could... Wait, I'm rambling. Point is: we're having a baby! Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! Now what?